On CSI the labs are sleek and sexy, the technology is state of that art, and everyone is attractive. While I am indeed attractive, I am afraid I hardly work in an environment as beautiful as myself. As a matter of fact, I would bet there are more organized meth labs in existence than labs in academia.
|Hoarders: Science Edition|
If you have a notion that scientists at public universities are probably overpaid and living in the lap of luxury, then clearly you haven't explored the roach poop-filled, mold festering, black lung inducing labs/basements that many of even the most prestigious 'elite class' scientists work in.
|No this is not the set for the next Saw 12 movie...this is where scientists work!|
|I am almost positive this setup isn't feng shui|
|My worms are the 1% as evident by the plastic storage bin mansions and their indulgent diet of dried baby food|
Your favorite poor grad student,
The 'Dirty' Scientist